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Joke of the Day

"My friend told his girlfriend that he wants lots of children It's pretty messed up how excited she got about dating a pedophile."

"I put my underwear on like anyone else. Backwards, two legs in one hole, falling down then decide it's easier to go without."

"My wife left me because she said I made a meal out of everything. I intend to make her eat those words."

"My donkey ate my Christmas tree...total pine in the ass."

"Stumbled upon my sister's porn while on the family computer That's the last time I google her name..."

"Dreamers dream. Livers detoxify."

"How long does it take to drive across France? 3 days by panzer"

"My friends won't get margaritas with me anymore because I get drunk & start saying everything is ""mexillent""."

"I like my sex like I like my belts... If it's not tight enough, I'll move it to another hole ."

"asked my dentist out but she brushed me off, said she only dates plaque guys Not gonna paste any more time on that cavitease, it's her floss"