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Joke of the Day
"Never leave Sulfuric Acid in a metal beaker That's an oxidant waiting to happen."
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"What does ISIS and a great joke have in common? A great execution."
"what do you call a mexican without a car? carlos"
"If ""con"" is the opposite of ""pro"".... What is the opposite of progress?"
"Interviewer: how do you explain the long gap in your resume? Me: I fell asleep with my face on the spacebar"
"You must be twins. You're too stupid to be one person. #MyBestInsult"
"Add wife, have life If you marry one woman, She will fight with you. But, if you marry 2 women, They will fight for you. Think different. Add wife, have life"
"Life tip: do stuff even though it's hard and you suck at it"
"What's the difference between spider man and superman? peter parker can shoot webs. clark kent."
"The couple from Little People Big World got a divorce. I guess you could say it was a short marriage."