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Joke of the Day
"If you're the guard at a Samsung store ... Does that make you the guardian of the galaxy?"
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"Traffic cop: Just blow into this for me sir. Man in car: But that's a balloon. Traffic cop: if you just cooperate sir, it'll soon be a dog."
"Like this! How do you fuck up a joke?"
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"I just googled ""jokes to tell right before you die"" and if that doesn't tell you what kind of person I am, I don't know what does."