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Joke of the Day
"""I made bank today."" - Inarticulate Construction Worker"
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"This Halloween on the East Coast I heard a lot of people are going to be the Scorpions this Halloween. Because we're gonna get rocked like a hurricane."
"What is flat, at the center of the universe, and warming?"
"There's a black guy in my family tree... he's still hanging there."
"What's worse than a Jimmy John's full of dead babies? A Subway full of live ones."
"Where was Matthew McConaughey headed in those Lincoln commercials? Dunno but I'm sure he made all rights all rights all rights."
"You know, the world doesn't revolve around you! ...because it'd take too long if it did."
"What do you call a Trump supporter on a Friday night? A bad person"
"I haven't Seen my whole family since last year"
"Turns out 6 foot penguins don't exist, in related news, I might have just ran over a nun."