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Joke of the Day
"Why do you never buy a woman a watch? Because there's a clock on the stove."
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"Have you heard about what happened to that biggest sausage party last weekend? Nobody came."
"So this Roman guy... This Roman guy walks into a Tavern, raises two fingers and yells, 'five beers please!'"
"How much energy does it take to create a rap star? 1.21 Jigga whats."
"""Did you guys see me get so mad I flipped a table?"" Yes Tony, we saw it. You're 46. You have to stop taking your skateboard to restaurants."
"They are writing a biography about my dick Ok. Ok. A pamphlet."
"How do you turn a duck into a soul singer? You put it in the oven until its Bill Withers."
"How many PETA members does it take to change light bulb? none, PETA can't change anything."
"If a cop tazed me and then yelled ""Raiden Wins!""... I would instantly lose all animosity towards him."
"Definition of Insomnia: Finding a spider in your bedroom & when you leave for a second to get the spray & come back it's gone"