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Joke of the Day

"A Buddhist Monk goes into a pizza place... and says ""Make me one with everything""......"

"Why was the blonde confused after giving birth to twins? She couldn't figure out who the other mother was."

"Bill gates teaching a kindergarten class ""Let's count"" says Gates The children start counting as he told them to. 1,2,3.x,95,98,2000,ME,XP,7,8,8.1,9,10, 10 anniversary edition"

"What do you call people with big ears? Nothing, they might hear you"

"A woman tries to flirt with a depressed man suffering from ID crisis in a bar. Woman: Hey! Who's the handsome man here? And the dude goes ""Oh God! Not again! Who am I?"""

"If 40 is the new 20, does that mean 20 is the new 10, and if so, do I need to delete these photos off my phone?"

"Kid: ""Mom, am I ugly?"" Mom: ""I told you not to call me mom in public."""

"Women are like electrons Always trying to latch onto some Adam for a free ride"

"I've been practicing pickup lines for depressed men... Hey baby, can you get your pants lower than my self-esteem?"

"The Wicked Witch swings a light saber at Obi-Wan just as he throws a water balloon at her. All anyone finds later are piles of clothes."