45224

Joke of the Day

"New BMWs don't have a dipstick located in the engine anymore They're now located in the driver seat"

"Make love not war... Or do both - get married."

"Drinking alcohol before pregnancy can cause pregnancy."

"What's the stupidest prank someone tried pulling on you? My sister just told me she was pregnant and I was the father. Does she really think I'm that dumb? I'm 100% sure she's on birth control."

"In high school, people called me ""Superman"" due to my light eyes and physical build. Also because I wore my underwear on top of my pants."

"What's the difference between mad cow disease and PMS? Nothing."

"If you ever see me cleaning out my car in the middle of winter, it's because I have drugs missing."

"I'm on a new diet where all I eat is soup on weekdays. It's called: Miso Hungry."

"I was going to make a illegal immigrant joke But I wouldn't want to cross that border"

"I saw a Buzzfeed article about the top 10 ways to execute someone. Number 3 will shock you."