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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a happy husband? Broke."

"Why do you always invite at least two mormons to go out fishing with you? If you invite only one, you'll have to share your beer."

"I had my first UFO experience this morning I walked into the kitchen and said to the missus ""Morning fat ass"". Next thing there were flying saucers coming at me from everywhere!"

"What do Aids, Syphilis and Chlamydia have in common? Your mom."

"When Chuck Norris is pulled over, cops show him their IDs"

"Q: How do French poodles greet each other? A: Bone-jour."

"I was holding the door for an Asian guy and he said ""sank you."" So I punched him. Cant believe that he brought up Pearl Harbor lke that"

"What's a Republican Congressman's favorite movie? Kill Bill"

"Women are temperamental. That's 90% temper and 10% mental."

"Some folks will spend the weekend having fun and enjoying themselves. We call these people ""Single""."