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Joke of the Day

"Is your refrigerator running?"

"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning"

"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."

"Relationship Status: I ate 7 bananas trying to get the new guy at work to notice me."

"I want a rich person to hire me to float around in their pool and feed me bread I want to be a wealthy person's duck"

"One of my friends had a baby today, and another got a puppy. I think we all know which one I'm going to visit."

"*Tries to warm up car* Car: I have a boyfriend"

"My mate was freaking out today, crying and all. He had no idea how he was going to become the fruit farmer he'd always dreamed of being. I told him to grow a pear."

"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger has a long one, Kim Jong has a short one, Mickey Mouse's isn't human, the Pope doesn't use his, and Cher doesn't have one. What is it? Last Names"