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Joke of the Day
"A man died in a tragic skydiving accident. Some say he left an impact on the world."
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"What do you call a fight between an illegal immigrant and a child molester? Alien Vs. Predator"
"A good way to break up with a girl gently is to curtsy when youre meeting her father instead of shaking his hand."
"""We met in church."" Lies we tell kids."
"What do you do when you see a space man? You park, man."
"My biggest regret of 2014? Probably when my husband watched ""The Notebook"" with me and then I yelled at him for not building me a house"
"You're never gonna believe this but Ben Carson's full name is Benghazi Carsonofsatan"
"What's the difference between inlaws and outlaws? Outlaws are wanted"
"I don't let my kids go online. There's too many PDF files on there!"
"What is the captain of the starship enterprise's favorite drink? Picardi and coke"