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Joke of the Day
"I'm throwing a party for people who can't ejaculate... Tell me if you can come."
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"Who do fish listen to when they want to hear some dubstep? Krillex."
"Christmas is great! You can sit on the lap of a total stranger and no one is offended."
"I had an embarrassing sexual problem with my wife last week - I came too early And found her in bed with someone else"
"Want to know why everyone loves time warner cable? The loading times are out of this world."
"What do Indian flowers grow? Patels (this may or may not have been inspired by a dumb facebook post I saw)"
"I was going to view the front page But I had already reddit"
"Q: Why don't blondes eat Jelly? A: They put tacks in their shoulder pads."
"In the competition of female logics, a random number generator won."
"At Comic Con, all I could think was how happy these people's moms must be to have the house to themselves for a few hours."