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Joke of the Day
"Why did the semen cross the road? I put on the wrong sock this morning"
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"I just got a new job at a prison library. It has its prose and cons."
"When I grow old, I am sure I will look back at my life and say ""aaaah! my neck hurts"""
"Did you know Yao Ming had a dog? He had a dog before every NBA game."
"classic germans Angela Merkel arrives at Passport Control at Paris airport. ""Nationality?"" asks the immigration officer. ""German,"" she replies. ""Occupation?"" ""No, just here for a few days."""
"My horoscope says I will meet the woman of my dreams today. Not sure how my wife will take the news but I'm pretty damn excited."
"Relationships are a lot like algebra. Have you ever looked at your X and wondered Y?"
"It's a good thing I keep condoms in my backpack because midterms have been fucking me all week"
"A man with dyslexia goes to the doctor and says, ""I have been feeling a tad sick lately."" He is immediately diagnosed with depression and lyme disease. EDIT: Correction"
"I heard a joke about the swiss the other day But the punch line was too cheesy to repeat."