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Joke of the Day
"If tomatoes are technically a fruit, is ketchup technically a smoothie?"
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"What do you call a gnome who dresses nice? A metronome!"
"Watching people try to find a lost car in a parking lot is oddly soothing"
"How did the medical community come up with the term PMS? Mad cow disease was already taken."
"What does a Muslim redneck wear? A murka"
"Walk up to random strangers on the street and say, ""I love your podcast!"" You'll make 3 out of 5 of them very happy."
"A woman walks into a beauty salon and asks the beautician, can you make me look like Kim Kardashian? Beautician says: you want me to put a black cock in your mouth?"
"Why do hipsters love Harrison Ford? Because he's Indie!"
"Decided to start a business that serves beer and gives massages Gonna call it Rub and Chug"
"opinion - 3.14 = onion"