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Joke of the Day
"What can an Elephant make that no other animal can make? Baby elephants."
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"What do you call a row of rabbits walking backwards? A receding hare-line!"
"What's more dangerous than a serial killer? A parallel killer."
"People who live in glass houses shouldn't throw orgies."
"A canibal walks out of the restroom and looks to his friend... ...He then says, ""I shat the sheriff, but I did not shit the deputy"""
"What did the Scandinavian say at his Grandmothers funeral? She was a Swede old lady but now shes Finnish"
"Like it or not this joke is binary."
"Why was the African prostitute arrested for murder? Men kept disappearing in her black hole! (#69BadJokes buy it like everywhere on-line!) ((unless you're a hater of funny stuff ;))"
"Sometimes I wonder about those old mattresses in the alleys, the stories they could tell. The ones about me are lies of course."
"Got so high last night we searched for my friend for half an hour while he helped us look"