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Joke of the Day
"I don't have shower thoughts. They're against my religion. I'm a Bathtist."
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"What happened when the chicken ate cement ? She laid a sidewalk !"
"Ever made love under a mirrored ceiling? I could see myself doing that."
"My labrador and my collie do everything together. You could say that they're great at collaborating."
"I won $3 million on the Lottery this weekend. I decided to donate a quarter of it to Charity. Now I have $2,999,999.75 and she has $.25"
"Satan: you can spend eternity in hell OR you can go to work for the first time in 5 days. Me: hmmm Satan: well? Me: IM THINKING, DAMN IT"
"I started a band called 999 Megabytes. We haven't gone to a gig yet."
"I almost had a threesome yesterday... i just needed two more people."
"Ancient Chinese proverb: man who go to bed with itchy bottom, wake up with smelly finger."
"What happened when the cannibal got a religion? He only ate Catholics on Fridays!"