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Joke of the Day
"Gorilla tape isn't stronger than duct tape anymore because... ... They shot and killed it."
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"Want to take the wind out of my sails? Walk past my table at the restaurant with what I thought was my meal."
"They told me it was love at first sight during their divorce proceedings. - Reasons why I drink"
"Dear kids, There is NO Santa Claus. Those presents are from your parents. ""With love, WikiLeaks"""
"Our Faults ""Once a friend of mine and I agreed that it would be helpful for each of us to tell the other all our faults"" ""How did it work ?"" ""We haven't spoken for five years""."
"What is Asia's favourite sitcom? Everybody loves Ramen."
"I pronounce CHampagne & CHandelier like CHimp so the lower class thinks I'm ""approachable"" & the upper class thinks I'm ""eclectic"""
"Did I tell you that my girlfriend has the flu? Yeah, basically."
"Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? Because she got used to your soft meat."
"MANAGER: Great news guys, I finally got us a gig BAND: Thank God! Finally! MANAGER: *installing RAM* Yeah it'll make this PC way faster"