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Joke of the Day
"Why can't your wife make crispy bacon? Because she got used to your soft meat."
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"Remember your elementary gym ""coach""? I should've worked out more for his girlfriend"
"On which day during Black History Month are the kids taught how to Dougie?"
"[META] question. Is there a such thing as a rhetorical joke?"
"I wish there was some way to get rid of the stupid apple in this caramel apple."
"What do you get if you cross the Atlantic with the Titanic? About halfway across"
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"One wonders if actual douche bags are now available in Ed Hardy designs."
"Fight with Alarm Clock Had a fight with my alarm clock, i refused to wake up, things got voilent. Now its broken and i am awake don't know who won."
"I was at a funeral & asked the priest for the WiFi password ""Have some respect for the dead!"" he said I replied ""Is that all lower case?"""