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Joke of the Day

"My girlfriend is going to a rastafarian party and has asked me to do her hair. I'm dreading it."

"Arnold Schwarzenegger was asked to be in a movie about famous musical composers... He responded ""I'll be Bach"""

"What did Luke get for pulling Darth Vader's face mask off? A 15 yard penalty."

"Did you hear about the guy that only ate one chicken leg per day? He was malnourished due to his paltry (poultry) diet."

"I organized a threesome last night There were a couple of no-shows but I still had a good time."

"Scientists thought we would never have enough air to survive on the moon... ...then they opened a bag of Lays chips."

"A guy in Hawaii survived a shark attack while surfing by punching the shark in the face and I get scared to take a shower if I see a spider."

"23% of traffic accidents involve cell phone use, but 77% do NOT involve cell phone use. Statistics don't lie. It's safer to use your phone."

"My neighbors listens to awesome music whether they like it or not."

"I hope England beats Iceland... Or they will be out of Europe twice this week!"