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Joke of the Day

"A rusted van sits under a bridge. Rats gnaw on moldy Scooby Snacks. Shaggy takes a hit off the pipe. ""WHY COULDN'T YOU LOVE ME VELMA?"""

"How do you find a blind man at a nudist beach? It's not hard"

"Alzheimer Joke (Not sure if repost.) I'll see myself out..."

"What qualifies as a ""short stack"" of pancakes? I mean, 2.5 feet is relatively short, right? Yes? Okay cool. Then I just ate a short stack."

"What goes dot-dot-croak dot-dash-croak ? Morse toad !"

"I was in a gang once we used to carry pocket knives & wear all green with blood-red bandanas around our neck. Wait, that was Boy Scouts."

"That whole ""letting go"" of your ex is always more satisfying when they're dangling over an abyss."

"I like to take an empty Krispy Kreme donut box to work and sit in the break room and watch all of the disappointed faces"

"Watching my dad try to scroll through pictures on my phone is like watching someone trying to pet a bubble."

"Q: How many Geminis does it take to change a lightbulb? A: Two. Plus a portable phone an Internet link and a copy of the ""Bluffer's Guide to Changing Lightbulbs."""