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Joke of the Day
"What's it called if women in heaven still menstruate? A grace period."
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"What does an egg say at a party? omelette"
"My silent frog died... After a noiseless life and a drawn out death, the little guy finally croaked."
"What did the pilot say to the co-pilot right before the UPS plane crash in Alabama? Too soon."
"Scientists now believe that approx 2% of Earth's water at any given time is found on Tupperware containers being removed from the dishwasher"
"50 shades of grey broke a lot of box office records for R-rated movies... Well first it tied them, then it beat them."
"When I was 20, a stranger ran up to me in the street and said we should get a divorce. That set the tone of weirdness for my adult life."
"If you message me with thanks, please include what you're thanking me for. I've been counting my money and sniffing my fingers all morning."
"""Well, you should have been more specific before I painted all these veins."" - designer of the Wienermobile"
"What did the fish say when he swam into the wall? ""Dam"""