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Joke of the Day

"What do you call a bunch of pro wrestlers hitting each other with blocks of cheddar and wheels of gouda? Battle Royale with cheese."

"I lost my balance on an escalator and fell down the stairs for 2 hours."

"Girls are like math problems... If they are under 18, it's best you do them in your head."

"How does a barnacle like its martinis? On the rocks."

"How rare was the disease that killed Tom Jones' wife? It's not unusual"

"I took a class on 'The Silence of the Lambs' It was a Hannibal lecture."

"How can you tell a dog is a cool dog? It swags its tail."

"[wife calls] did you write ""make all the traps from home alone"" on the calendar [me at hardware store holding paint cans and feathers] ""no"""

"Why is Islam so unethical towards its employees Ironically, it's all about prophets"

"A magician was driving down the road. He turned into a driveway!"