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Joke of the Day

"Why didn't Gordon Ramsay like the Girl Scout cream pies? He found a hair in one."

"Why is Michael Jordan's Jersey number 23? Because then he will always be in prime."

"Which murderer is the safest to be stuck in an elevator with? The ax murderer of course. He will always ax you before murdering you."

"I if I had a Gender for every... World war"

"You wanna hear a joke? Women's rights"

"Why do hamburgers feel sad at barbecues? They get to meet their old flames!"

"Q: What's the difference between a mosquito and a blonde? A: When you slap a mosquito it will stop sucking."

"Find a group doing river baptisms. Release LSD into the water upstream. Bring friends in devil costumes. Cavort and frolic on the riverbank."

"The worst part of Aquaman's day is when he has to kill time on land for half an hour after eating a meal."

"Duct Tape Turning ""No no no"" into ""mmm mmm mmm"""