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Joke of the Day

"Drake Lyrics I was running and I stubbed my fuckin toe, you know how that shit go, I went down to the floor"

"What's the difference between Barack Obama and a mark on a gift? One's a President and the other's a pressie dent. i'll see myself out."

"I bought my friend an elephant for their room. They said ""thanks!"" I said ""don't mention it."""

"I screwed one of my fans. Safe to say it blew me all night."

"Simba was moving so slow until I told him to Mufasa"

"___________________________________ With all the bad jokes going around, I had to draw the line somewhere."

"Men at 25 plays football. Men at 40 plays tennis. Men at 60 plays golf. Have you noticed that as you get older your balls get smaller ?"

"I've been with my girlfriend for 5 years... .... so her dad was very surprised when I proposed. He had no idea I was gay."

"AFTER 69 Q: What comes after 69? A: Mouthwash."

"Two Irishmen walk out of a bar"