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Joke of the Day

"Awful chat-up line: ""Did your mother have zika virus?"" Because I like a little head"

"Who performs the most assisted suicides. Youth in Asia."

"It might be hard for your audience to link them together. Coming up with Zelda jokes can be difucult, but you shouldn't try to force it."

"A chain lock on a door is just there to annoy the person who is breaking in to kill you, right?"

"If a tree falls down, and only a women hears it. What the fuck was a tree doing in the kitchen?"

"What do you call a deer with no eyes? No eye deer"

"We should stop making fun of fat people They have too much on their plate already"

"My favorite sex position? Boy there's so many to choose from. Ha Ha. *starts sweating* I'd have to pick, um, reverse...shortstop? I gotta go"

"What do you call an aardvark astronaut? A starredvark!"

"april fools joke: replace all the sugar in your house with cocaine"