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Joke of the Day

"Joke Police arrested a drunkard & askd: Where r u going.. Man: I-m going 2 listen lecture on ill effects of drinking. Cop: Who-ll lecture at midnight .. Man: My wife.."

"A combo of two classics. Why did the chicken cross the road? To go to your house. .................. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken!"

"If I ever got into the plastic surgery business I would call my company ""Breast Buy""."

"Sent my husband to work with leftovers from dinner last night. His co-workers are going to be so jealous of his bowl of cereal."

"If you replace the ""W"" in ""where"" ""what"" and ""when"" with ""T"" you get answers to the questions."

"James Bond. Great spy? Or guy who gets captured every mission."

"Mechanics How can you tell a mechanic has just had sex? One of his fingers is clean...."

"Me: I can't work today. Boss: Why? M: My grandma died. B: Our grandmas died 20 yrs ago. M: ... -Why working for your brother is a bad idea."

"What is the most popular ethnic snack among Programmers? NaN"

"What do you call a weirdo slowly driving a jeep past an elementary school? Jeeper creeper!"