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Joke of the Day
"Brian Williams told me if I lied I can get to the front page."
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"What is the best thing about dating a homeless girl? You can drop her off anywhere."
"What does the middle and middle earth have in common They both have short hairy men that like to carry swords"
"What do you call a lesbian with long fingernails? Single."
"Why did the masturbating murderer turn himself in? He came to his senses."
"""I'm going to the post office. I need a place stamp"" Wtf is that? ""I dunno but this envelope says I need one here"""
"What sort of cheese do you use to get a bear to go on a outing with you? Camembert"
"ME: Ugh hate summer when bees are flying everywhere BEE [angrily undoing seatbelt on plane] I'm gonna sting him BEE WIFE:Just leave it David"
"I like my women like I like my news... Without an opinion"
"Childhood is like being drunk, everyone remembers what you did, except you."