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Joke of the Day

"Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ? Q: How many Canadians does it take to change a lightbulb ?"

"Two deer are outside a gay bar And one says, ""I can't believe I just blew 50 bucks in there"""

"Whats black and isn't working? Black lives matter."

"Me: Ur driving me crazy Crazy: Nah, I'm too drunk"

"i have 2000 karma in the sum of all my accounts and yet i feel no one respects my opinions maybe that's because i have 2500 posts"

"Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? because he was outstanding in his field."

"How Long is a Chinese name ..."

"What do you call it when one bull spies on another bull? A steak-out!"

"just got mad and flipped a table but it spun all the way around in landed right side up. everyone in Applebee's is clapping"

"You're not completely useless... You can be used as a bad example. *Heard Collin Farrell say this to Jimmy Fallon and laughed haha*"