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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."
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"How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."
"I really hate the word ""subcutaneous."" Idk, for some reason it just gets under my skin."
"""A team of medical scientists announced today that they have discovered a cure for apathy, however they claim that no one has shown the slightest but of interest"" - George Carlin"
"I always assume people with red cars were drunk when they went to the dealership."
"Who would win a battle between an orangutan and a hyena? I don't know, but we'll find out November 8, 2016."
"How do you package a 21st century classical jazz singer? Buble wrap Sorry "
"I was going to tell a gay joke But fuck it"
"7 out of 3 people are bad at fractions."
"What do you call it when an author catches you off guard with innuendo? Surprise subtext."