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Joke of the Day
"What do you call a woman with an opinion? Wrong."
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"Knock Knock Who's there ! Beggar ! Beggar who ? Beggar you don't know !"
"Want to hear a joke about Hillary Clinton's emails? [deleted]"
"What do you call man without toes? What do you call a man without toes and is allergic to milk? Lack-toes intolerant!!"
"Dad: ""Don't you come back late midnight again... ...Otherwise you'll be coming back next year."""