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Joke of the Day

"I really hate the word ""subcutaneous."" Idk, for some reason it just gets under my skin."

"RIP is the LOL of dying..."

"I like my women like I like my Little Caesar's pizza- Hot & Ready."

"Did you hear about the Piano Teacher that slept with his student? She was A Minor."

"Yo mama so poor she went to McDonald's and put a milkshake on layaway."

"When life gives you dilemma make dilemma-nade"

"My mom took my phone when I wasn't paying attention She said ""honey have you been watching porn?"" ""N-no mom why would you say that?"" I asked petrified. ""Because your search history is blank""."

"What did one boob say to the other? You're my breast friend! Badum-Tits!"

"Hey gurl, were you taped to the inside of a birthday card from my grandmother? Cause you're a dime."

"My friend likes to make carvings of people of religion in his spare time. You'd like a punchline to this, wooden jew."