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Joke of the Day

"How do you know if your wife is dead? The sex is the same, but the dishes start piling up."

"It's amazing how patiently people will wait in line behind you when you're buying tampons."

"Where do socialist birds lay their eggs? In a communest (pls ^dont ^^be ^^^repost)"

"I saw a truck that works for Stolkholm Home Improvement. I really hope their slogan is ""You'll eventually love it"""

"What does a Syrian refugee and an American abortion have in common? White people didn't allow them to come into the U.S."

"If I saw an elephant in the room, that's ALL I'd be talking about."

"Why did the greek philosopher break in two? He was made out of Plato"

"How many computer programmers does it take to change a light bulb? Are you kidding? That's a hardware problem!"

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"What was Dr Frankenstein's second job? He was a body-builder"