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Joke of the Day

"What did the bra say to the toupee? You go on ahead, I'll hold these two up."

"What should PMS be called? Ovary-acting"

"If two vegans don't like each other.. Is it still considered beef?"

"Why do Italian men grow mustaches? To try to look like their mothers."

"A man is kicked off a plane for playing online games. He was simply trying to have fun above all."

"Cloudy with a chance of meatballs? Talk about a meatier shower!"

"*eats one piece of lettuce* *checks for abs*"

"Did you hear the joke about the jump-rope? Eh, let's skip it."

"You really shouldn't make fun of a fat girl with a lisp. I'm sure she's thick and tired of it."

"The real difference between Obama and Trump Obama makes jokes. Trump is a joke."