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Joke of the Day
"How did the cheerleader get magic AIDS? A Magic Johnson."
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"What happened to the ghost who went to a party? He had a wail of a time."
"A bartender walks into... ...a church, a temple and a mosque. He has no idea how jokes work."
"I've never grabbed less than fifteen napkins."
"What is a caterpillar's biggest fear? A dogerpillar."
"I couldn't decide whether to be an environmentalist or a conservationist... ...so I killed two birds with one stone."