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Joke of the Day
"Two silkworms have a race..... .....it ended in a tie!"
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"Did you hear about the nation's best farmer? He's out standing in his field."
"Did you hear about the football team who ate too much pudding? They got jellygated!"
"Looking at your innocent 5 year old now, I bet you can't imagine him drinking and taking drugs. Just you wait. First grade can be brutal."
"Role playing didnt go so well last night. She was the hot sexy teacher and I the rebel student..so I ditched class. Cause schools for nerds."
"[ENEM] Complete: Hey ________ a) Jude b) I just met you c) There Delilah d) Soul sister e) Hey, you you, I don't like your girlfriend"
"How do normal people vs feminists laugh? Normal People: HeHeHe... Feminist: SheSheShe.."
"Windows Phone"
"Why did the Mexican push his wife off teh cliff? tequila"
"""Fluffy died today"" ""Oh my god I'm so sorry, was he a cat or dog? ""He was a boa constrictor"" ""Well that made me feel better"""