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Joke of the Day

"Two silkworms have a race..... .....it ended in a tie!"

"What do you call Dana Carvey standing on the back of Dana Carvey? Turtles all the way down"

"Breakfast I went to a restaurant that serves breakfast at any time. So I ordered French Toast during the Renaissance."

"Dark humor is kind of like food.. .. Not everyone gets it."

"What did the farmer say when he lost his tractor? Where's my tractor."

"This lasagna recipe has been handed down in my family for generations in the hopes that someone would eventually make it."

"Pretty disappointed that Shakespeare's Hamlet didn't turn out to be the story of a delicious tiny ham."

"Did you guys hear about the girl that had three vaginas? She kept getting fucked left, right and centre."

"DATING TIP: Be a gentleman. Hold her door. Hold her hand. Hold her purse. Hold her for ransom. Demand a chopper. Fly away. Start a new life."

"Jokes we made up when we were kids? I have one. Why did the boy band break up? They weren't N'sync."