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Joke of the Day

"New Italian Navy Why does the new Italian Navy use glass bottoms in their ships? So the can see the old Italian Navy."

"You know what George Bush and Floyd Mayweather have in common? W."

"What is the preferred newspaper of lighting fixtures? The Lamp Post."

"How many programmers does it take to change a lightbulb? None, that's a hardware issue."

"Sharon: I'm so homesick. Sheila: But this is your home! Sharon: I know and I'm sick of it."

"what do you call sodium chloride crossed with a poisonous writing utensil from out the sea a salt with a deadly wetpen *hides*"

"I like girls in high heels They're always on there toes Whacka, whacka"

"Have you heard of the newest study? Experts say that 82% of people believe what is said in make-believe studies when they claim that they are confirmed by experts."

"Today I Called Shotgun... And the cop still put me in the backseat..."

"My wife is an angel. Bob and Harry are fishing one day.... Bob.... ""How's your wife been?"" Harry....""She's an angel, how about yours?"" Bob....""Egh, mine is still alive."""