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Joke of the Day

"What did the forward rooster say? Cock a doodle do. What did the backward rooster say? Doodle doodle cock. WHAT did the gay rooster say? Any cock will do."

"3251 I know you've all heard it before, but it's one of my favorites"

"A judge in Oklahoma City wed a couple and then sentenced the groom to prison. That sounds redundant to me."

"How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb? Some really obscure number, you've probably never heard of it."

"Why is six afraid of seven? because seven is a registered six offender."

"A robber walks into a bank... ...and shouts ""This is a fuck up!"", The bank teller say's ""Don't you mean a hold up?"" to which the robber replies ""No its a fuck up, I left my gun in the car!"""

"what do you call a play about victorian era menstruation? A period piece!"

"Getting a snowstorm today. They said it would start around noon, it's now 12:02, so already the meteorologists were wrong."

"'You'll go to hell for that joke' *in Hell Me: What did you do? Hitler: Genocide, what did you do? Me: Dunno tweeted a joke"

"Why did the chicken cross the road? to get to the other side."