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Joke of the Day
"What us the difference between white, brown and black people? The time God took to cook us"
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"Don't get excited girls. That bulge in my pants is just emergency Oreos."
"(in a rowboat with 6 starving people) ""I think you mean ""WHOM should we eat first"""
"Why did Mary Poppins break both her legs? because she had Supercalifrajilistic Osteoporosis"
"This is getting ridiculous. At what point does a newborn learn to change their own diaper?"
"Why did the chicken droid NOT cross the road? Because it had a bad motivator!"
"I clicked on the ""Random"" link in the navigation bar and it brought me to the Toronto Maple Leafs subreddit Guess I mistakenly clicked on the ""Funny"" link in the navigation bar instead."