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Joke of the Day
"What's the best way to lose some pounds? Leave the EU."
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"When I'm texting, I start typing faster when i see you're typing too. Oh, IT'S ON!! #amazingrace"
"How did Sarah Palin see Russia from her house? She didn't, it was just an Aleutian."
"Excuse me -are you a psychic hooker? **cuz you just blew my mind.** *full credit: gavin mcginnes via streetboners blog from about 5 years ago.*"
"What's the cheapest kind of meat? Deer testicals they're under a buck."
"Why were the Indians the first ones here? Because they had reservations."
"My colleague can no longer attend next week's seminar on innuendo... Now I have to fill her slot..."
"I Like my women like i like my elevators.... If I push their buttons, they'll go down."
"Why did the owl 'owl? Because the woodpecker would peck 'er."
"The worst feeling is when you miss someone but you can't even tell them you miss them because they are a pizza."