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Joke of the Day

"I'm getting worried about the amount of violence in modern society. I went to a pet shop and asked the man behind the counter ""Do you have fat balls? He punched me on the nose."

"TIFU on the first day of my courier job . . . . . OP didn't deliver"

"Parents are like future electric cars They can go for years without recharging"

"Racist, Sexist, Nasty, and/or Terrible jokes that makes us questions your morals. I'll start! Q: How many feminists does it take to change a light bulb? A: *None, feminists can't change anything*!"

"I hate being bipolar It's awesome"

"Every time you talk to your wife, your mind should remember that... 'This conversation will be recorded for Training and Quality purpose'"

"A priest, a rabbi and an imam walk into a bar... ..and the barman says, ""What is this, some kinda joke?"""

"On a long road trip.. When deciding whether to stop at a rest area, I always say, ""Speak now or forever hold your pee""."

"Have you heard like 50% of Chinese people have cataracts? Yeah, I guess the other 50% drive ""rincoln towncah""."

"My tree went missing..... so I took a picture of it and nailed it to a dog."