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Joke of the Day

"The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country... ...and fucking rednecks"

"""If something goes wrong, we'll just go to a blue DOS screen and dump out an indecipherable log of what happened"". This was a choice made."

"I woke up last Friday to find a letter from West Africa in my e-mail. Saturday morning, there was one from Nigeria and today, there was one from Jamacia. I have the feeling I am being black mailed...."

"What's the difference between Usain Bolt and Hitler? Usain Bolt can finish off a race."

"Yo momma... Yo momma so stupid she wanted to buy tickets to watch xbox live."

"Who is Cauli? And why the fuck didn't anyone tell him that he was planting vegetables and not flowers."

"I was thinking about going as a band-aid for Halloween... But I decided against it. It would be too hard to pull off."

"I named my penis pony... ..because it's the smaller version of what you really wanted and you only get a ride if you're under 12."

"This morning I mixed redbull with coffee to help me wake up. I got about halfway to work before I realized I forgot my car."

"Wife: I read my mom that funny tweet you wrote. Me: Don't you mean THOSE funny TWEETS? Wife: ... Me: ... Wife: No. No, I don't."