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Joke of the Day

"The world can be separated into two types of people. Those who listen to all genres of music except country... ...and fucking rednecks"

"Offered the kids $5 to clean so they could learn about money and then didn't pay them so they could learn about randomly trusting people."

"What is the wettest animal in the forest? The raindeer."

"Whats a ghost's favorite kind of porn? Booookaki"

"What has got two legs and bleeds? Half a dog!"

"There are only 10 types of people in this world. Those who understand binary and those who don't."

"Did you know you have the right to remain silent even when you're not being arrested?"

"What word starts with N and ends with R and you never want to call a black person? Neighbor"

"What did the egg say to the pot of boiling water? Don't expect me to get hard in 3 minutes, I just got laid this morning."

"A white man, an arab and an asian walk naked into a bar... ...the bartender yells ""Is this some kind of a joke?"""