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Joke of the Day
"Knock Knock ""Who's There?"" ""Bang Bang"" ""Bang Bang Who?"" ""Oscar Pistorius"""
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"On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited... On my birthday, my wife asked me to take her some where she never visited. So I took her to the kitchen :P"
"How do you call black guy that missed his train? Nigga, you racist!"
"A baby seal walks into a club... and is escorted outside due to being underage. (Sorry if this is a repost, I've never seen this joke here before.)"
"If Carly Fiorina really wants to destroy Planned Parenthood, she should become its CEO <badumpa>"
"Kinda miss the Jane Austen era where a man is driven mad by a woman's hand being ungloved & yet oblivious to her heaving bosom falling out."
"I was wondering why I wasn't picking up any chicks recently, but then I realized my Monster energy sticker fell off my car"
"Eating spinach is much like anal sex You won't enjoy it as much as an adult if you are forced to do it as a child."
"A lady told me that Autism is punishment for the sins of the parent. That is the story of me punching a lady in a church parking lot."
"What do you call a bored motherfucker? Grandpa"