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Joke of the Day
"How do you catch an orange elephant? I don't know. I've never seen an orange elephant."
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"So the Macarena turns out to be about a girl double-teaming her boyfriend's friends. Now we know the lyrics were crowd-sourced from Twitter."
"My alarm clock is clearly jealous of my amazing relationship with my bed."
"I'd rather my son bring home a pregnant girl than head lice"
"Why did the teacher have trouble controlling her pupils? She was cross eyed."
"What do 12 year old mexican girls and born-again christians have in common? They both have a little Jesus in 'em..."
"What's the wrong way to feed the cat? to the dog."
"Do I have any jokes about Sodium? Na"
"I have found a cure for people suffering from Attention Deficit Disorder... ... just send them to concentration camps."
"Why can't Pakistanis play soccer? Whenever they get a corner they set up a convenience store"