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Joke of the Day
"What did Donald Trump say to the thieving immigrant at the RNC? Great speech sweetheart!"
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"Unknown person parked their car in my driveway, now it's my car. That's how that works, right?"
"What was Lenin's favourite film? Tsar Wars episode III: Revenge of the scythe."
"A Viagra pill for woman has just been released onto the market. It's called Niagara."
"""Can't beat fresh apple pie"" she says, setting 1 down. I slam my fist into it. 3rd degree burns. ""Wrong"" I whisper 4 hrs later in the ER."
"So a deaf girl hit on me today... It was a sign"
"How many? How many pessimists does it take to change a light bulb? None - it's probably screwed it too tight anyhow!"
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
"Cooking two tortillas at the same time like some kind of Mexican DJ."
"Two whales walk into a bar... The first whale says oooOOOOoOooOOoOoooOOOOoOoOOOooooOo The second whale says: ""Karl you're drunk!"""