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Joke of the Day
"Daisy who? Knock knock Who's there? Daisy. Daisy who? DAISY ME ROLLIN, THEY HATIN"
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"In response to /u/WisestAirBender, ""Backwards"" is also a palindrome. ""Backwards"" spelled backwards is ""Sdrawkcab"", which is still backwards."
"I can't wait to tell my Grandkids, ""Back when I was kid, we were smarter than our phones!"""
"Why the big pause................................? Said the man in the pub to the bear. First heard this joke told by Eddie Izzard."
"When my wife picks a restaraunt that I don't like, I just say ""oh yeah, that's where that really cute girl works"". Problem solved."
"Just got banned from B&Q, some dickhead in an orange apron came up to me and asked if I wanted decking!! Lucky I got the first punch in."
"Two men walk into a BAR... The third one ducked!"
"I've kept my New Year's resolutions. 1680x1050 and 1280x800."
"I'm thinking about taking a break from drinking . I hear drinking too much water can be deadly"
"I'm scared to open any email with a photo attachment because of all this talk about photobombing."