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Joke of the Day
"A Viagra pill for woman has just been released onto the market. It's called Niagara."
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"The chameleon couldn't change colors when the time was right... I guess he had a reptile dysfunction."
"This lady just licked her finger and wiped her daughters face... <--Hands her some Listerine and gets in line to be cleaned"
"Never correct my son when he calls Kanye West, ""Kenny West."""
"My girlfriend was taking a survey online about ""Which holiday describes your sex life?"" She wasn't happy with me when I chimed in, ""Day of the Dead."""
"""I just can't control myself around you"" - Me talking to a homemade batch of cookies"
"Is it wrecked or love My cell was 14 % and my gf cell was 97 % she put out my cell from charging and kept her cell and start playing temple run on my cell..."
"I asked my wife, ""Where do you want to go for our anniversary?"" She said, ""Somewhere I have never been!"" I told her, ""How about the kitchen?"""
"What did the blind man say when he passed the fish market? 'Hi girls!'"
"How do you wake up Lady Gaga? Poke her face."