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Joke of the Day

"Nothing good can come from a gay man greeting you with an up and down look followed by an ""Oh, honey"""

"Boss: what should we call the lower cabinet in the corner that swivels? Bonnie (who hates Susan): I have an idea."

"Jokes about unemployed people aren't funny they just don't work."

"You can tell a lot about a person by the type of car they drive. For example, if they drive a Taxi, they're probably a cab driver."

"What was the black guys reaction to the 3/5ths compromise? I can't even"

"Canada. Because I love being cold 95% of my life."

"I told the car salesman my phone kept dying... So he gave me a Charger"

"This dermatologist waits a month to diagnose a skin disorder... She's reluctant to make a rash decision."

"You know all that talk about backseat driving? Well I've been driving all my life and can safely say that I've never heard a word from the back seat. What kind of car do you drive? A hearse!"

"What do the Police and Pokemon have in common? They gotta catch 'Jamal"