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Joke of the Day

"TIL the word ""Muppet"" is a combination of ""marionette"" and ""puppet"". It's like how the word ""mobster"" is a combination of ""man"" and ""lobster""."

"1. Religion. 2. ? \3. Prophet."

"Did you hear about the Holy Cow? Some say he was legend-dairy."

"What did T say to reassure V? ""Don't worry. I'm right behind U."""

"If I set a cheese trap, I'd probably fall for it before the mouse."

"What did jesus say to the romans after he rose on the third day and talked about their behavior? Yall nailed it."

"My tweets are only motivational if your motive is to become an asshole."

"Why doesn't Jesus play hockey? He doesn't want to get nailed to the Boards."

"Why could Luke and Leia never be together? They went looking for love in Alderaan places."

"Him: What? You said I could tie you up and do anything I want. Me: WELL WHERE THE HELL HAVE YOU BEEN? Him: Fishing"