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Joke of the Day
"I went to a whorehouse the other day... The sign outside said ""We're closed so beat it"""
Next Joke
"I'm not always sarcastic... there's a lot of times I mean every bit of what I say."
"Instead of ""the John,"" I call my toilet ""the Jim."" That way it sounds better when I say I go to the Jim first thing every morning."
"A beautiful blonde walks into a bar, and asks for a double entendre. So the barman gives her one."
"What do you call a kid with one arm and three legs? Unfortunate."
"I think I'm finally becoming more mature. Now when I watch Spongebob I usually agree with Squidward."
"Girl Scouts sell more than just Cookies. I know, it sounds crazy, but it's just nuts."
"I am NOT just 'a piece of meat' you know. I'm a ribeye steak... a bit fatty, but still quite tasty. Ok, I lied. I'm pork butt."
"How many dyslexics does it take to bulb a light change?"
"Why was the computer programmer single? Because he couldn't commit."