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Joke of the Day

"Every morning, I jog around my block 15 times... Then I pick up the block, and put it back in the toy box."

"If I had a talking shark for a sidekick, I'd probably get into more deep sea shenanigans."

"What should the Packers call their cheerleaders? Green Baes"

"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."

"Why do gingers always complain about uncomfortable shoes? Because they have no inner-soles"

"What's Chinese and climbs the Empire State Building? Ping Pong"

"This year for Christmas you are getting jeans with the pockets cut out. So you can have clothes and something to play with."

"While they're a lot of fun on Halloween, did you know most jack-o'-lanterns end up at the pound? Please. Next year, carve a puppy."

"I want to write a sexually charged novel with an FBI twist. *Fifty Raids A Day*"

"Hey everyone. I created a new word today. Plagiarism."