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Joke of the Day

"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."

"If Captain Obvious ever got an archenemy I would expect him to be named Major WTF Now that's one Major WTF. No kidding Captain Obvious."

"What is the Similarity between McDonalds and Anal sex? When we were young, we were told McDonalds was fine for us. But when we grew up... we found out it wasn't at all!"

"When a girl walks in with an itty bitty waist and a round thing in my face I get concerned about her disproportionate body shape."

"i just got my first prostate exam and im never going back to that dentist again"

"Bad advice to give a kleptomaniac... ""You should really take something for that."""

"Why can't you hear a pterodactyl go to the bathroom? Because the 'P' is silent."

"I just heard a folk song about KFC It was fingerpickin' good!"

"H: Is there anything new you want to try in bed? M: Actually... *stretches out alone in bed, sleeps for 8 hours* M: That was amazing."

"What does a pussy have in common with the mafia? One slip of the tongue, and you're in deep shit."