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Joke of the Day
"What's the difference between a gay man's moustache and a straight man's moustache? The smell."
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"The definition of spin"
"What did Donald Duck become after losing his tv show? a quack dealer."
"Just because we have the same last name doesn't mean we have to be Facebook friends, Dad."
"What is a tampon's favorite food? Scrambled egg"
"It's so cold outside that the hookers downtown are charging 20 to blow your hands"
"Mike Pence getting booed at Hamilton is the worst thing to ever happen to a politician at a play"
"Sorry I brought my own turntables and tried to battle your wedding DJ"
"Hilary should change her name to Monica. NSFW She obviously wants the next presidents dick in her mouth the way she steals his rhetoric"
"hello, this is the co-pilot speaking. the captain can't talk cause we both said ""hope we don't die haha"" at the same time and i jinxed him"