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Joke of the Day
"I want to write a sexually charged novel with an FBI twist. *Fifty Raids A Day*"
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"R.I.P. Today a man died after jumping into a waste treatment facility. The coroner ruled it a sewercide."
"the guy at the liquor store didn't card me and it hurt my feelings so I said I was a cop and idk what to do next we're just standing here"
"""Say hello to my little friend"" Great Movie Quote. Terrible bedroom talk."
"What did the bunny say when he only had thistles to eat? Thistle have to do!"
"What do Welshmen call a sheep dog in Wales? Their Pimp"
"A horse walks into a bar. The bartender says, ""Why the long face?"" The horse responds, ""Because my daughter just died of leukemia."""
"Old people at weddings poke me and say ""Your next"". So I started doing the same thing to them at funerals."
"I need some sugar. Not the stupid kind that gives you mono, but the good kind that gives you diabetes."
"We only speak to our two year old with a British accent. She's going to be the coolest kindergartner in Kansas."